lover-of-robin-hood said:
"I’m fixing your Bible."

"I am fairly sure that it’s your bible too, Marian."

1 minute ago
#loverofrobinhood #v: lord of the wood #lover-of-robin-hood #robinanswersquestions
'Frozen' Starter Sentences
"Beware the frozen heart."
"The skies awake, so I'm awake!"
"Do you wanna build a snowman?"
"The heart is not so easily changed."
"There is beauty in it....but also great danger."
"Fear will be your enemy."
"Come on let's go and play."
"I never see you anymore."
"We used to be best buddies."
"I wish you would tell me why!"
"It doesn't have to be a snowman."
"Conceal it, don't feel it. Don't let it show."
"I think some company is overdue, I've started talking to the pictures on the walls."
"I don't want to hurt you!"
"______ please, I know you're in there."
"People have been asking where you're been."
"They say have courage and I'm trying to."
"I'm right out here for you, just let me in."
"We only have each other."
"What are we gonna do?"
"Why have a ballroom with no balls?"
"There'll be actual real live people, it'll be totally strange."
"Wow am I so ready for this change."
"For the first time in forever, there'll be music, there'll be light."
"Don't know if I'm elated or gassy, but I'm somewhere in that zone."
"For the first time in forever, I won't be alone."
"I can't wait to meet everyone!"
"What if I meet the one?"
"I suddenly see him standing there, a beautiful stranger, tall and fair."
"I wanna stuff some chocolate in my face."
"Which is totally bizarre."
"Nothing like the life I've led so far."
"For the first time in forever, I could be noticed by someone."
"And I know it's totally crazy."
"At least I've got a chance."
"Don't let them in, don't let them see."
"Be the good girl you always have to be."
"Make one wrong move and everyone will know."
"But it's only for today."
"It's agony to wait."
"A chance to change my lonely world."
"A chance to find true love."
"Nothing's in my way."
"I'm awkward, you're gorgeous."
"Wait, what?"
"Like the chicken with the face of a monkey!"
"Your physique helps, I'm sure."
"Can I just say something crazy?"
"I love crazy!"
"I've been searching my whole life to find my own place."
"It's nothing like I've ever known before."
"Love is an open door."
"I mean it's crazy, we finish each others-"
"That's what I was gonna say!"
"I've never met someone who thinks so much like me."
"Jinx! Jinx again!"
"You and I were just meant to be."
"Say goodbye to the pain of the past."
"Can I say something crazy? Will you marry me?"
"Can I say something even crazier? Yes!"
"I'm sorry, I'm confused."
"May I talk to you please? Alone?"
"You can't marr someone you just met!"
You can if it's true love!"
"Oh, _____, what do you know about true love?"
"All you know is how to shut people out."
"I can't live like this anymore!"
"Why do you shut me out? Why do you shut the world out?"
"What are you so afraid of?!"
"I'm completely ordinary!"
"She/he would never hurt me."
"A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like I'm the queen."
"Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried."
"Don't let them know? Well know they know!"
"Let it go."
"Can't hold it back anymore."
"I don't care what they're going to say."
The cold never bothered me anyway."
"You'll never see me cry."
"Here I stand, and here I'll stay."
"I'm never going back."
"The past is in the past."
"That perfect girl/guy is gone."
"She/he's a stinker."
"Snow. It had to be snow."
"Ooh, and sauna!"
"Big summer blowout!"
"Now back up, while I deal with this crook here."
"Reindeers are better than people."
"Yeah, people will beat you and curse you and cheat you."
"Everyone of them's bad, except you."
"But people smell better than reindeers."
"That's once again true, for all except you."
"We leave now, right now."
"Hold on, we like to go fast!"
"Wait, you got engaged to someone you just met that?!"
Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers?"
"Foot size doesn't matter."
"What if you hate the way he picks his nose? And eats it."
"All men do it."
"Are you some sort of love expert?"
"Because I don't trust your judgement."
"Who marries a man she just met?!"
"It's true love!"
"You almost set me on fire!"
"But I just paid it off."
"I understand if you don't want to help me anymore."
"This whole thing has ruined me for helping anyone else."
"Sometimes I really don't like you."
"No, not yellow. Yellow and snow? No go."
"You're creepy."
"It's just a head!"
"Why are you hanging off the earth like a bat?"
"Hi, I'm ____ and I like warm hugs."
"Who's the funky looking reindeer over there?"
"I don't know why, but I've always loved the idea of summer."
"I'm guessing you don't have much experience with heat."
"Sometimes I like to imagine what it will be like when summer does come."
"The hot and the cold are both so intense, put them together it just makes sense."
"Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle."
"I'm gonna tell him."
"Don't you dare!"
"Somebody's gotta tell him."
"Oh look at that, I've been impaled."
"I wouldn't put your foot there. Or there."
"Nobody wants to be alone. Except maybe you."
"That was like a crazy trust exercise."
"I'm gonna cry."
"Go ahead, I won't judge."
"Do you think she knows how to knock?"
"It opened! That's a first."
"It's a palace made of ice! Ice is my life!"
"Please don't shut me out again."
"Please don't slam the door."
"You don't have to keep your distance anymore."
"I will be right here."
"You mean well, but leave me be."
"Just stay away, and you'll be safe from me."
"I'm such a fool, I can't be free."
"We can face this thing together."
"What power do you have to stop me?"
'It is not nice to throw people!"
"Don't talk to him like that."
"My hair? Look at your hair!"
"You hesitated."
"I like to consider myself a love expert."
"Take off your clothes!"
"Why are you holding back from such a man/woman?"
"So he's got a few flaws."
"You can fix this fixer upper with a little bit of love."
"He only likes to tinkle in the woods."
"She/he's engaged to someone else, okay?"
"Only an act of true love can thaw a frozen heart."
"Don't be the monster they fear you are."
"Oh, ______ if only there was someone out there who loved you."
"Love is putting someone elses needs before yours."
"Some people are worth melting for."
"The only frozen heart around here is yours."
"I could kiss you! Well, I'd like to. May we? May I? Wait, what?"
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"Is that meant to frighten me?" Isabella demanded, wishing he hadn’t taken her gun during the exchange. Oh, the Chief was going to be furious when he heard that Hood had disarmed her. "Would you really kill a defenseless woman?"

"Defenceless? Don’t take me for a fool, Isabella you are not defenceless, infact I am not all that sure you are a woman." Sneering at the ‘woman’ before him, he threw the gun to Carter, who caught it with ease. "Now you’re not going to do that again are you?"

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#theladysheriffisabella #v: dirty deals #{ its awesome! dont worry }
Anonymous said:
Turn ons: leather and eyeliner. *coughs* especially on Guy *coughs*
Guess my muse’s turn-ons 
Send me one guess and I’ll rate it:


"That’s ridiculous, you’re being ridiculous, masked one. Gisborne? Yeah, right."

11 minutes ago
#{ only for certian guys tho ngl #like one of them's the big bro and the other's with the one handed pirate so.... } #Anonymous #robinanswersquestions
Anonymous said:
FYI, mun adores you both. *hugs* friend, don't let Robin's ego get too big - otherwise it might not fit in the camp. :) -theladysheriffisabella



{ FYI I adore u and your Isabella~ *cuddles*  As for Robin’s vanity…..I think it might be too late for that tbh }

*hugs* Robin, you’re a shit 150% of the time but we still love you. :)

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Anonymous said:
18 28 32 41 42
Send me “Matters of the Heart" and I’ll generate a number between 
1-45 and my character will answer a love-related headcanon question 
18. Love triangles - can they ever work out?

"Of course not, love triangles imply that there is always someone who is not happy with the situation. It’s a ridiculous notion."


28. Besides family, who in this world are you closest to?

"Much, he’s my closest friend and has been since we were boys, he has always been more than a manservant to me."


32. Is it possible that two people who are attracted to each other can be 
“just friends”?

"Yeah sure why not. You can be attracted to someone without dating them or becoming more than friends, thinking that someone is good looking is a compliment doesn’t matter if they are friends or not.”


41. Do you choose songs for relationships that you have with others? 
Can you name one such example or think of one if you had to?

"If we have any songs in the camp, Much starts singing which never ends well at all. He’s a good friend but….no, no songs."


42. Have you ever thought about someone in an inappropriate way? 
Give an example!

"I uh….no. Fucking Guy though, the arse.”


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#Anonymous #robinanswersquestions #v: lord of the wood
youre-myland-ahoy said:
"S'matter, Ro? Ya seem a bit..., not yer usual."



"Nothing." He shot Seb a grin as he met his eyes, firing the arrow he had nocked and drawn without looking. Yet he knew that it hit his target and winked at the other man. "Trust me, Seb I’m fine." Angry at the Sheriff and Gisborne, as per usual, and other matters but that was nothing different for the outlaw and his love didn’t need to hear everything that was bugging him.

"Ya can’ do tha, Robin." Sebastian knew if he killed Allan, he’d regret it in the end. Despite everything, the man had been trustworthy before, family to his outlaw, of sorts. Killing him would leave an irreparable scar behind; and Robin had too many of those already. "I’ll leave tha’ cottage if need be. An’ we can try ta warn those in tha town…Lives migh’ be in danger, bu’ in all fairness, they knew the consequences of gettin’ involved, love. All of ‘em." A quick press of lips to the outlaw’s palm, and the hand in his hair slid to rest over his chest. "Ya ‘ave ta listen with this. Tha’ goodness inside yer heart, an’ whatever it decides, ya know I’ll back ya up." 

"I know." Robin sighed. "God knows I know that Seb but what else can I do? He knows far too much, it would take Will months to find a location for a new camp and to build it, not to mention that Allan knows all our tricks." A slight smile flickered to his lips and his thumb stroked against the other’s cheek, listening to the other man’s words and knowing deep down that he was right, as he so often was. "And what if my heart tells me that that is the best thing to do? That Allan’s life is outweighed by the many he would destroy, the innocents who would be shucked to the streets and hanged if he spills all our secrets to the Sheriff? Would you support me then? They wont admit it, but my gang want blood, Seb, or at least they want Allan to pay…..This is a mess."

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#youremylandahoy #v: we deserved much better than we had


Melissa walked into the camp, carefully removing her weapons and setting them down. She then strode over to where Robin was standing, holding a bundled up babe. “Aww.” Mel cooed. “What a little cutie. His or her name?” She smiled.


"You remember Matilda do you not?" Robin replied, turning round with a grin to face Melissa as she walked in. "If you do I am sure you remember Rosa and baby Alice? They asked if we could look after her for the afternoon, and I could hardly say no could I?"

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#{*falls over and cuddles you back* #missed you #PLUS TUMBLR MADE ME UNFOLLOW YOU BUT DONT WORRY I FIXED IT! #*kicks tumblr* } #ahoodedenigma #v: lord of the wood
Anonymous said:
Turn-ons: Pirates
Guess my muse’s turn-ons 
Send me one guess and I’ll rate it:


"Though certain pirates only, dear anon…."

1 hour ago  •  1
#v: we deserve much better than we've had #youremylandahoy #Anonymous #robinanswersquestions

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#{whINES BC DADDY ROBIN #.......this could totally be some kind of open starter #totally #so if u want to reply #go ahead #im not about to compain~ }
Anonymous said:
FYI, mun adores you both. *hugs* friend, don't let Robin's ego get too big - otherwise it might not fit in the camp. :) -theladysheriffisabella

{ FYI I adore u and your Isabella~ *cuddles*  As for Robin’s vanity…..I think it might be too late for that tbh }

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#theladysheriffisabella #lost in sherwood #Anonymous #robinanswersquestions
Anonymous said:
Do you ever get worried when you don't see your friends for days or longer?

"Why wouldn’t I see my gang for days or longer? We live in the same camp and they don’t tend to go on holiday. However if they were to disappear without a trace for a day or longer of course I would worry."

2 hours ago
#v: lord of the wood #Anonymous #robinanswersquestions
Open Starter - Gang Leader AU

"Fucking right,"


"And don’t you forget it again if you value living."

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#v: dirty deals #open starter #{ for mutuals only pls #but yes in a gang leader mood so #yeah #have this }
Anonymous said:
(I hope the command thing was for other people besides muse blogs) Sing a ballad to a random stranger or one of your enemies.
Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.

"Me? Sing a ballad? To an enemy? Ask Allan, he’s the minstrel out of my gang.”

2 hours ago
#{ it's grand xD with those sort of memes I accept.....actually I always accept anons tbh xD #robin's just being a lil shit } #Anonymous #robinanswersquestions
Guess my muse’s turn-ons


Send me one guess and I’ll rate it:


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#hella #the kinky shit of sherwood